CUCKJAK

THESIS

“Hard times create strong men,
strong men create good times,
good times create cucks,
and cucks create hard times.”
- Some chad

LORE

$CUCK is a form of cathartic memecoin technology enshrined on the Solana blockchain.

It was conceived in the pump.fun trenches amidst a degenerate people and an even more degenerate world.

The pump.fun launch ensures there are no taxes, the LP is burnt and that the contract is safu.

It was once described as “the future of financial technology” by a malfunctioning LLM that has since been decommissioned.

However, the reality is that $CUCKs are completely worthless. You should not expect any financial return.

Furthermore the founding team has gone AWOL and there is no official roadmap, so to be quite frank, I’m not even sure why you’re still reading this.

It’s all just fake numbers on a screen.

BECOME A $CUCK HOLDER

Download a crypto wallet that supports Solana. The most popular of these is Phantom. You can find Phantom on the App Store or Google Play store. For desktop users, you can download the browser extension by visiting https://www.phantom.app/

You need some Solana coins in your wallet to swap to $CUCK. If you don’t have any, you can buy directly within the Phantom app or you can buy from another crypto exchange and send it to your wallet.

Visit https://www.raydium.io/ on your desktop browser or the browser within the Phantom app if on the phone. Connect your wallet. Paste the $CUCK token address into Raydium, select $CUCK then confirm. When Raydium asks you for a wallet signature, press sign/confirm.

Switch Solana for $CUCK. If any of this doesn’t make sense to you, please seek further information before initiating a swap as there’s always a risk that you may be unable to recover your money if you make a mistake!